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My friend sent this to me and I thought it was super duper silly! Close your eyes if you’re allergic to lame jokes :P Use your mouse to highlight below the questions for the answers! To get the whole ‘L’ effect, try very hard to guess the answers ;)

Super Silly Quiz

The maker doesn’t want it; the buyer doesn’t use it; and the user doesn’t even see it. What is it?
Answer: Coffin

There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
Answer : incorrectly

What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
Answer : Temperature

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Answer: Mount Everest

What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
Answer : The word “and.”

How could you rearrange the letters in the words “new door” to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
Answer : “new door” = “one word”

Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg *are* white” or “The yolk of the egg *is* white”?
Answer: ..Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.

And some more…

1. When is stressed good to eat?
—> when it is spelled backwards!

2. Why was the Tomato blushing?
—>Because he saw the salad dressing.

3. How do you catch a squirrel?
—>Climb into a tree and act like a nut…

4.Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
—>Because he/she had no guts!

5.Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?
—>Because they taste funny.

6. What does mozart do now that he is dead?
—>He decomposes…..

7.Why did the bee cross his legs?
—>Because he couldn’t find the BP station

8.What did the apple say to the orange?
—>Nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.

9.What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?
—>Polly unsaturated

10. What’s the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
—>A mosquito can fly, but a fly can’t mosquito.