need to destress :P
i just want to destress a little! haha
Q. How do you make a handkerchief dance?
A. Put a little boogie in it!
Q. Why did the donkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken had the day off!
Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. “Just between you and me, there’s something that smells.”
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No eye deer.
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes that is standing still?
A. Still no eye deer.
Q. What type of people hate cereal?
A. Cereal killers!
Q. What is white, lives at the north pole and runs around naked?
A. A Polar Bare
…and finally
New Movie
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room.
“Who do you want to play?” Spielberg asked Bruce Willis.
“I’ve always been a big fan of Chopin,” said Bruce. “I’ll play him.”
“And you, Sylvester?” asked Spielberg.
“Mozart’s the one for me!” said Sly.
“And what about you?” Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Arnold replied “I’ll be Bach!”
