Durian…
So happy! Got free durian from the durian man :)
Scenario:
Durian man (D man): $1 one pack! lai lai! ee kuai!ee kuai!
Me: (wahh..so cheap..craving for durian some more for the past week, walks over to choose two packs)
D man: u want sweet or bitter?
Me: sweet, 2 packs
D man: (chooses 2 packs) ok, pay here
Me: Har, i only brought my atm card :P:P (seriously didnt know that i must pay there in cash)
D man: Aiyah, give you free lahh..or you buy coffee for me ok?
Me: Har? Err..Ok..Thank you :)
Me: (grabs the remaining items on my grocery list + coffee and paid for the items at the counter..goes back to the durian place)
Me: Err, hi..excuse me?! hello, your coffee :)
D man: Wah, i joking only lah..haha..thanks thanks
D man: I give you another pack lah..this one nicer! that one not nice wan
Me: Har, no need lah…heh (altho secretly i really wanted it *oops* naughty i know)
Conclusion: D man is the man i tell you! :p so nice hor…
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